EvilTurtle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tana - Crossroads]

Wish it hadn't ended..

God, all you fools who "don't get this" shouldn't legally be allowed to review art. This was among the best at Newgrounds; It pisses me off that people would vote higher on junk like Hamster dance.. Too bad the series ended.

[Team Fortress Classic]

Heh

170 and 1? What are you, a newbie? =)
Well made though.

[Billy's Summer Vacation]

Go away

This isn't even funny. Why the hell do you people at Z-thing bother? We've got enough independents submitting crap; we don't need yours.

[Failed Breakfast Cereals]

Gee, that bit

Sorry, but I don't laugh at lame jokes thought up by 8 year olds. Oh yeah, and please get off Newgrounds; it seems TheRomp causes enough damage.

[Mission Improbable 2]

I'm ashamed to say that I laughed at this

I hated MI:2. This is the same thing, Flash newbie style. Not that I can tell a difference.

["Zoro and Flat Colin"]

Hah

This was well done. And to the idiot who thinks previews suck, take a good look at this short -- even if it is a preview, it's well executed and it's got humor value. If someone releases a full length game and calls it a demo, would you give it a zero?

[The Little Jamurai]

Hey look! Tasteful violence!

I'm sick of all the badly drawn violent movies that get such high ratings. Let's hope this knocks a few lame movies out of the top 50, where it should be.

[Dragon Ball waZzup]

Hah

I don't care if Dragon Ball Z is somewhat lame, Vegita is undoubtedly one of the best anime characters of all time, besides Tetsuro from Galaxy Express 999. Concept and execution is what Flash movies are about. This was a great concept, and it was executed perfectly.

[Angus is Pissed in MPA2]

Hah

This was awesome. Looking forward to more stuff by Ryan.

[Crazy Postal Guy-R.T.B.A.]

Unoriginal concept, but done somewhat nicely..

Ehm.. He shot down combat aircraft with a shotgun? Isn't that like demolishing a skyscraper with a toothpick? For a first try, this was well done.. But I think that little speech at the end was some sort of subtle reverse psychology =P