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Practice Practice

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Hell, I liked Victoria, Canada a lot better than where I live. Frankly, America is a horrible country.. We cause most of the world's problems if you look at all the damned industry. Don't even start about economy; money is the most idiotic concept, as all it does is inspire greed in people.. Really, this planet has gone to hell, and Canada is one of the few sane places left, because it's so damn cold and underpopulated. Anyone who says otherwise needs to move to Texas with the rest of the rednecks.
As for this movie, though, I had no idea what it was trying to say, because I had Ben Harper turned up. I don't support it at all, but I thought seeing the flag get shot up was damn funny. American pride is a joke.

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The Final Task The Final Task

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The music at the end was uncalled for, but the rest was extremely well done. I don't care what anyone says.. The samurai thing never gets old.

Robocop-PD Robocop-PD

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Why complain about a plot?

Damnit, why do people automatically expect Shakespeare at the hint of even remotely good graphics? This was extremely well assembled; it's obvious that Ortiz is a professional.. People who said there was no plot are either
A) Extremely dumb, B) Jealous, or C) Both
Thanks, Jose.. Keep it up.

Recent Game Reviews


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


But why the hell is it called Legend? All I saw was some "old friend" get the crap beat out of him and run away.. Then some king tells me about someone wanting to make a new world. Where do you get "Legend" out of that?
Artwork could use some definate work.. Time based system is good though.. Attack damage should be random, if it isn't.. All my attacks seemed to do the same amount.

Dress "Dubya!" Dress "Dubya!"

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Probably the funniest thing you've made.
Too many subliminabubble messages though. And by the way, Texas is the biggest state in the union. Our children need edumacation. And you know what's gonna happen to em? They're gonna be put to death!!!

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Silly Hangman Game Silly Hangman Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That was a damn good idea..

..but it could have been executed a litte better.
Fix up the graphics and it'd be great.